2012 New Years resolutions!

It's time to do what no person has ever done before: It's time to keep ALL of my new years resolutions. Daunting, I know, but this psychotic bitch is going to do it. How will I do it, you ask? ('You' haha, like anyone is going to read this shit) I have already gotten a head start on them and also, I've created this blog to record my adventures (read: pathetic attempts) and keeping said resolutions.

Without further adeu, here they are:

2012 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

1. Make a budget each payday and STICK TO IT

2. Have $1,000 in saving by 2013

3. Get deployed or canine*

4. Enter and maintain a healthy, rewarding long term relationship

5. REALLY clean my apt once a week.

*A little bit about me: I'm in the military! And that resolution is career related. I'm in the USAF and I'm security forces; like a cross between a police officer and infantry (I would be army infantry if I could be but sadly they don't allow indoor plumbing).

Here are my head starts:

1. Tried this last paycheck....It went....well...I'm broke. But all my bills got paid and I bought myself a few things so that's a plus ;)

2. I have $6.75, all in change and all in an old cookie tin on my coffee table.

3. Not much I can do at this point but wait until sometime this spring

4. Have recently entered a relationship with a man (from a different base that has recently come to work at my base with the same job as me) named Clint. What can I say about him.... I once told him that he reminded me of a weimaraner and he just thought it was cute.

5. Ha.

So there you have it. I suppose this blog will give me some sort of sense of responsibility for my own actions.